so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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