On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
you will always have a special place in my vag
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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