I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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