New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
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I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
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Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
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Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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