Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
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It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
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I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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