Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
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i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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