This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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