i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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