Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
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I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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