Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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