didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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