so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
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She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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