I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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