This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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