I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
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I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
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Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Come share oat with me in your robe
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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