I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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