cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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