i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Holy shit dude........stairs
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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