So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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