Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I stole a fireplace last night.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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