I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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