we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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