Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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