windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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