Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
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Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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