brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
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Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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