You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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