after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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