can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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