Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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