I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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