we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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