Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
