listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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