Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
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First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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