So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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