So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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