The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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