Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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