he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
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When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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