Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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