i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
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If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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