Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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