I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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