2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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