cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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