i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
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She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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