wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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