i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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