Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
This baby is an asshole
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Randomize
