I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
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Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.