she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
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Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.