He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
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There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then