I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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