sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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