I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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