East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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