btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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