I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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