He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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