my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
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she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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