Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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